i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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