We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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