Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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