Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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