I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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