belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You're so nebulous sometimes
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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