Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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