what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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