party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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