Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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