Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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