Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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