this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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