dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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