bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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