The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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