I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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