you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We are two peas in an std pod
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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