Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
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So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
4 words: hood of his car
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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