Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
did you just send me my own nude
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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