Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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