also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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