Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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