i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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