worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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