Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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