having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.