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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
worst night to have a conscience
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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