Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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