Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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