i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Of course I have a pirate flag
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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