I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?