remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
