I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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