Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
is it fun? or sober?
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