She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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