so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
