I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
