SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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