If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
In other news, I just burned my penis
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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