just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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