YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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