I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
