Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.