Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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