You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?