And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool