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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop

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• (281): View more from Texas

  okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight

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• (619): View more from California

  You fucked that MILF against my car!

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  How would you know?

  (619): View more from California

  She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  you don't go into accounting for the pussy....

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck

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