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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.

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• (661): View more from California

  i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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• (315): View more from New York

  It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid

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• (954): View more from Florida

  She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.

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