3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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