I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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