I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
not ubering you a puppy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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