Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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