Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I didn't notice because vodka
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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