I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You don't make any sense
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she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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