We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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