Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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